The first President of the European Union will be some Belgian bloke nobody had heard of. He has a name that sounds a buit rude as it relates to the old slang term rumpy pumpy which is more or less self explanatory so naturally we Brits are doing lots of jokes. This has pissed off the Belgians and they hsave started saying things like The British are a nation of drunken louts.
Yes we know and we're proud of it.
They should tread carefully though. If they go to far we could bring the Monty Python derogatory name for Belgians into the argument.