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The world’s strongest chilli powder is so fiery that buyers must sign a waiver absolving the maker of liability for your death or demise. The concoction, “16 Million Reserve” is pure capsaicin, the chemical that gives chillis their heat, and will be unleashed on the American market this week. At present, the strongest chilli is the red savina, from Mexico, with a strength rating of 570,000 units. The new powder is rated at 16,000,000 units. It has been compared to “having your tongue hit with a hammer.”

And if it does that to your tongue what is it going to do to the other end on the way out.

Just don't go near this stuff if you have haemerroids OK.

AND DON'T TRY FART LIGHTING!

William and Kated
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