Friday, September 15, 2023

Apple Plans To Destroy The Panet In Order To Save The Planet

Apple, currently in the process of  launching their new iPhone have linked the gadget to the alleged climate change crisis, opening a video presentation with a black woman identified as "Mother Nature" who is explaining how Apple is working to halt and reverse climate change. The video is pure scaemongering, evoking images of a dystopian, Mad Max type world in the near future unless we cancel all Carbon Dioxide emissions (except those involved in the manufacture, distribution and operation of Apple products of course.  It might even be scary but for one flaw which shows we must already be living in a dystopian society if the brain dead morons who run Apple can be in charge of the world's biggest corporation. The video declares that Apple's goal is to "permanently remove all carbon from the atmosphere.” 

That would destroy all life on the entire planet - and not do Apple's future business prospects any good at all. I mean, would you buy an iPhone or any other overpriced gadget from a corporation that had killed your dear old Mum, your Dad, friends, partner, children, your dog, cat, and you. Oh yes, we would all go, carbon based life forms account for every living thing on the planet.

Apple's virtue signalling is so farcical it is impossible to satirise it.

Meanwhile there is better news on the climate:

A few days ago NTD ran a story on 1600 international scientists having signed a declaration dismissing the existence of a climate crisis and insisting that carbon dioxide is beneficial to Earth.

“There is no climate emergency,” the Global Climate Intelligence Group (CLINTEL) said in its World Climate Declaration (pdf), made public in August. “Climate science should be less political, while climate policies should be more scientific. Scientists should openly address uncertainties and exaggerations in their predictions of global warming, while politicians should dispassionately count the real costs as well as the imagined benefits of their policy measures.”

A total of 1,609 scientists and professionals from around the world have signed the declaration, including 321 from the United States.

The coalition reiterated what climate change sceptics have said for years, that the Earth’s climate constantly changed for as long as it has existed, with the planet experiencing several cold and warm phases. The Little Ice Age only ended as recently as 1850, they said.

“Therefore, it is no surprise that we now are experiencing a period of warming,” the declaration said.

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