Tonga Volcano Contributed To Global Warming, Not Cow Farts Or Taylor Swift's Private Jet

 via Zero Hedge

The massive 2022 eruption of the underwater volcano in Tonga, known as Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai, catapulted plumes of soot, water vapor, and sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere, leading to what some are saying is the driving force behind the most recent warming event on Earth. Meanwhile, the 'green' cult, their climate alarmist friends, including Greta and Al Gore, and their allies in the leftist corporate media, relentlessly push the fossil fuels and cow farts narratives to explain the so-called global warming crisis.

In a recent op-ed, Las Vegas Review-Journal's Victor Joecks recounted the scorching 120F-degree days across the Las Vegas metro area this month. He noted, "The national mainstream media blames global warming." 

Joecks cited Reuters and CNN reports, sounding the alarm on climate change for the "chaos" that is "driving extreme heat waves across the world." He noted that even the Nevada Democrat Party attacked the Republican governor for ending "the state's climate plan." 

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Michael Cohen and Inspector Clouseau: Separated At Birth>

Top of the news for many of us this week has been the Trump 'Stormy Daniels hush money' trial in which former US President Donal J Trump is charged with false accounting, apparently because one of Trump's book keepers entered a payment made to bent lawyer Michael Cohen as being for legal expenses when the payment was in fact for ......... ahem .......... legal expenses.

Cohen (pictured below) has been in the witness box most of the week, evading questions and telling lies as one might expect from a man already doing jail time for perjury.

Every time I saw his face in a photograph or video clip this annoying feeling that I recognised him from somewhere would bug me for hours. Where did I recognise that face from?
Then it struck me, he featured in the famous Fart In The Lift scene from the Blake Edwards comedy Revenge Of The Pink Panther (watch the full clip)

 

Try to convince me it isn't the same guy.

 

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Deutsche Bank: “A Certain Degree of Eco-Dictatorship Will Be Necessary”

20 December 2022 3:45 PM

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The impact of the current climate policy on people’s everyday lives is still quite abstract and acceptable for many households. Climate policy comes in the form of higher taxes and fees on energy, which make heating and mobility more expensive. Some countries have set minimum energy efficiency standards for buildings or similar rules in other areas. However, climate policy does not determine our lives. We take key consumption decisions, for example whether we travel at all, how much we travel and which means of transport we use, whether we live in a large house or a small apartment and how we heat our homes, how many electronic devices we have and how intensely we use them or how much meat and exotic fruit we eat. These decisions tend to be made on the basis of our income, not on climate considerations.

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The (Carefully Planned) Global Food Crisis: Dutch Farmers To Protest EU Attck On Food Supply And Their Livelihood

 

 

Dutch Farmers protest move to mitigate cow farts by reducing herd sizes - Picture: Fox News

Farmers from all over the Netherlands are to protest policies imposed by their government in collaboration with the authoritarian unelected bureaucrats of the European Union, which if fully implemented would reduce the number of livestock kept on farms in the country by up to 35%.

In a typical example of government / mainstream media propaganda doublespeak, press and broadcast news reports are leading on deceptive headlines  such as “Dutch farmers protest emissions targets”, but this is perfect example of lying by only telling part of the truth.

The policy farmers are protesting against is a 25 BILLION Euro scheme ained at “reducing levels of nitrogen pollution” which taken at face value seems to fit in with the globalist projects to reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions (and global population but they do not mention that bit,) by 55%, but the devil is in the detail. The policy is actually an attack on the Dutch farming industry,the government and their European Union paymasters aim to achieve this by (among other things) “paying some Dutch livestock farmers to relocate or exit the industry”.

The reality of this will involve reducing the number of pigs, chickens and cows by about thirty per cent  and that is what the farmers in the picture are being protesting about – a deliberate and planned (in Davos at the World Economic Forum we guess, contraction of the Dutch agricultural sector, destroying the  the livelihood of thousands of farmers, and adding to the disruption of food supplies already cause by the the EU / NATO backed Ukrainian war. As The Netherlands produces a massive food surplus this globalist policy will affect the lives of hundreds of millions of people, fuelling spiralling living costs as well as creating wholly avoidable shortages..

The bigger picture

Claiming the scheme is about limiting nitrogen and ammonia emissions from urine and manure as well as CO2 emissions from livestock farming neatly ties the policy the one of the biggest lies of globalism, that climate change poses an existential threat to human civilisation. However it only takes the slightest degree of scepticism to see this in the broader context of the ongoing Great Reset, of which the created food crisis is a component.

As well as the food surplus it produces, the agricultural sector of The Netherlands is one of the largest exporters of meat in the world and THE largest in Europe. Reducing its output by a third could have huge implications for the global food supply, especially in Western Europe is the equivalent of taking Ukrainian and Russian grain and oil seed crops out of the food supply chain.

Perhaps more troubling is how this could become a precedent for further5 globalist actions against the people of the developed world.

One thing we know for certain about the people behind this whole globalist push to destabilise the societies of developed nations is that they are so lacking in imagination they are utterly predictable, which gives us a big clue as the who we are dealing with. This isn’t the first “pay farmers not to farm” scheme launched in the last year – both the UK and US have put such schemes in place – but a government paying to reduce it’s own meat production? That is a first but it was always going to be the next step.

Like the EU's 'set - aside' of the 1980s and 90s and the more recent 'rewilding' policy which repectively paide farmers not to produce food from good quality land and paid farmers to let prime agrigultural land return to nature, this latest move is completly in line with the globalist strategy for transferring wealth from the propsperous populations of developed nations to poor countries.

That it is ostensibly being done to 'protect the environment' or 'save the planet' or whatever bullshit cliche is in fashion this week makes it a big warning sign for the future. Denmark, Belgium and Germany are already considering similar policies.

Governments and business elites in the Western world seem to be enthusiastically embracing policies cooked up in insanity factories like Oxford (England),  Harvard (USA), Heidelberg (Germany) The Sorbonne (France), Ulm (Netherlands) and other leading Universities around the world.

Such idiocy as paying farmers to reduce the amount of food they produce…while (notionally) threatened with war…in the midst of a recession…facing record inflation as the cost of living spirals, and with food shortages already having led to food rationing.

Does that really make any sense?

That’s almost as crazy as refusing new oil and gas leases while the cost of domestic, industrial and transport fuel and power hit hitting new, record levels every day. Such insanity could only make sense to the kind of people who have spent their adult lives cocooned in universities studying stuff that the real world does not give a flying fuck about.

Indeed, in a world beset by a shortage of fertiliser due to sanctions against Russia and Belarus, one would have to be completely mad to complain about a manure surplus, let alone try to reduce it.

We’re well past the point where any of this could be considered accidental, the elites, those billionaire psychopaths and less rich but equally dangerous wannabees are doing this deliberately. It is part of an agenda that has been in velelopment for over a hundred years.

To put it bluntly, if the Davosocracy - that is the government, banks, global corporations and sura - national bureaucracies of the World Economic Forum were trying to impoverish and starve their own citizens, what would they be doing differently?

UPDATE 4 July 2022

Dutch Protesters Pour Manure On Government Offices Over Industry-Killing Regulations

 from Zero Hedge

Dutch farmers who have been protesting for weeks over the government's radical plan to cut nitrogen emissions by 50% - 95% by 2030 have taken things to the next level - pouring manure on government offices in response to the plan which would cause widespread chaos - including the death of 1/3 of Dutch farms.

Pissed off protesters became aggressive with police last week, with angry farmers demanding that the Hague backtrack on their 'green' agenda.

Bloomberg also reported last week that several farmers showed up to parliament with cows in tow to protest the policy - with some threatening to slaughter them on the spot.

"If the nitrogen measures are adopted, one of these two ladies [cows] will not go home but will receive a one-way ticket to the slaughterhouse," said farmer Koos Cromwijk in a statement to Dutch news agency ANP outside parliament (via The Counter Signal).

Last week Dutch farmers also blocked the border between Holland and Germany.

 

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