Cookie Dough Can Exoplodes In Woman's Vagina

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The Pilsbury Doughboy. Not as scary as The StayPuft Marshmallow man but all the same you would not want him exploding inside you. (Image source)

A report coming in from North Carolina, USA, shows what a lot of bollocks the news of economic recovery we in the west are fed really is. Here is a story of a woman who was so hard up she shoved a can of dough up her chuff so her family could eat. And that terrorist loving, warmongering idiot Obama tells his country the economy is doing well and the USA can afford to wage wars on every little country that pisses him off? Don't believe it, Americans are starving. People are desperate (you have to be desperate to steal cookie dough, if someone can't afford to steal a family size pizza or Lasagne they are trult below the poverty line.

The 34-year-old mother of 3 is now under arrest after an alleged shoplifting incident turned tragic. Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the North Carolina Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5, 7, and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”

When Greene was approached by Walmart security, she told her children to go find their Aunt in the front of the store. “I told her to hand over the cookie dough,” said Timothy Reiner, a security guard at Walmart. “That’s when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running down her leg. All hot and runny… it was so damn gross.”

According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Greene on the scene said the Pillsbury cookie dough can exploded in Greene’s vagina during the fall causing her extreme pain. They removed the contents at the scene. The woman was treated then released into the custody of Greenville police. A police spokesperson said, "Greene told us she had just wanted to make some anchovy flavoured cookies for the kids dinner."

Read the full, gross out story of the coookie dough thief at: Now8News.com

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Saudi Millionaire Who ‘Accidentally Tripped And Penetrated Teen’ Cleared Of Rape

Eshan Abdulaziz, often falls and lands with his penis inside youg women. 'Every Muslim man knows one of the reasons we tolerate women is so that we have somewhere soft to land when we fall, he told Boggart abroad

A court in London court has aquitted a rich Saudi Arabian businessman of raping an 18-year-old girl as she slept. Lawyers for Ehsan Abdulaziz told the jury that he accidentally tripped and landed on the bed where she was sleeping in such a way that his penis, which happened to be erect and had accidentally escaped from his pajama pants, accidentally slipped inside her vagina.

“I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened” Abdulaziz , 46, told the court when cross examined.

The businessman, who is married and has a child, invited two women back to his flat after a night out. He had paid £1,000 for a private table in a nightclub and promised to drive the two women home in his Aston Martin sports car. Instead of taking the both women to their separate homes, he took both back to his apartment in an upmarket area of West London, where he offered them vodka before taking the older one, aged 24, into his bedroom for sex.

He told the court he had lived in London for twenty years but had never before had a one-night stand (we guess he means hired a prostitute). Talking about the friend who he slept with, he said: “She’s a very sweet girl, a very nice girl, I see her quite often, I see these girls, they go out quite often.”

The teenagee, who fell asleep on the sofa, claimed she woke in the early hours of the morning to find Mr. Abdulaziz on top of her, with his penis inside her.

Jonathan Davies, for the prosecution, told the court: “She said, ‘what are you doing?’ he said ‘it’s fine’ indicating that her friend was asleep. She got up to find her friend, tried to wake her but couldn’t, she then tried to get out of the flat as quickly as she could.

“She was very upset about what had happened to her and because she couldn’t wake her friend, she called two friends, she then called the police.”

Mr. Abdulaziz had said, “She’ll have to prove it”, when he was arrested, according to newspaper reports.

He argued before the court that the woman had pulled him down towards her, and traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall. Well it could happen to anyone I suppose, we all fall and land with our penis inside a total stranger from time to time don't we?

Defence lawyers, citing numerous precedents in which Muslim men who raped under age British girls in Oxford, Birmingham, Reading, Rochdale and Nottingham were not prosecuted because multiculturalism, argued that Abdulaziz could not be guilty because his skin is darker that that of his alleged victim.

“I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened”.

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A Bizarre Story From Derby

Derbyshire County Council have ordered their webmasters to use content filtering to prevent the Ramblers' Association Derby Dales Group web page being accessed from library internet cafes in the county.

The Derby ramblers' web content falls within the county councils' definition of a sex website the press release reveals.
No surprise then that Derby ramblers "love to go a - wandering along the mountain track" then but just what the hell does rambling involve in the Derby Dales we wonder?

I must ask artist and blogger Mike St. Mark if he has experienced any interesting variations from the norm while walking in the dales.

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